Sunday, December 11, 2005

Top 10 Things All Children Must NOT Learn from Narnia.

Warning: This post contains plot spoilers.

Went to see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe last Thursday but no time to blog about it till now...



Overall, the film is more for kids, to be frank. If you have seen the LOTR or Harry Porter series, you may be disappointed (This is just my opinion).

If I am given 5 words to describe Narnia LWW, I would describe it as
Manimals in Winter/Spring Wonderland
.

If you have watched the movie, you may notice that there are things that all children must NOT learn from Narnia. Here, The Sensintrovert brings you 'Top 10 Things All Children Must NOT Learn from Narnia':

1.Not all Iraqi/Palestinian war kids nowadays are fortunate enough to board trains to go to another safe place for asylum.



2. Sadly speaking, you can't really go through a wardrobe and find yourself in a winter wonderland most of the time...



3. Children really must not talk to any half naked, half man/half beast stranger, twice or thrice their age, even if they seem friendly too you. You don't really know whether they are paedophiles or not.



4. This is a well-known advice. Children must not take sweets from strangers. Not even the very sweet Turkish Delight. Not even from the Queen.



5. Children when you grow up and become naughty, you will NOT be put in an ice-cold prison. Although you may be offered stale bread and frozen drinks in the prison (as in the movie), you still may not escape the nude ear squats if you are in Malaysia.



6. Seasons do not change drastically within a few hours from this...
to...


7. At most times, animals (and manimals) COULD NOT TALK. Not even beavers. Parrots maybe, but not beavers. Lion? No...lions only roar, not talk. Satisfied now?



8. Even if you believe in the existence of Father Christmas, he will be wearing a red furry hat most of the time, and not like this...



9. Children must be kind to animals. Do not kill them. Not even if they could be reincarnated like Jesus. (This is not my claim; check out the claim here.)



And last but not least...

10. Even you are a sufferer of a war victim, you should not retaliate with another war. War is not always the solution for any conflict...

Even if you get bombed...

Never try to do this...


Oh! Silly Howsy...It's just a movie. Can you NOT be so sarcastic even for one time?


Yeah...that's me...If only life is a good as in the movies...

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