Learn it all from:
Case number 1: "I have no connection with any of the AP holders in terms of being related or in other aspects. I swear!"
Case number 2: Landslide? Never mind. "It's a God's act". Viaduct cracking? Never mind. "God controls the weather. Blame the weather".
"Act of God". Source- http://imageserver0.textamerica.com/user.images.x/56/
Meanwhile, The Wise Man is still aspiring, not inspiring; for the second time now. And it seems that dead woods in the closet gathering cobwebs are going to stay. Enough said.
Oh...there'll be another landslide (victory) again come 2008. Thanks folks!
Jargon of the day: Delayed Ettringite Formation (DEF)
Picture of the day:
See also: LeeMoney Snickersamy's A Series of REAL Unfortunate Events here.