Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Cartoon Witch Hunt: Adam and Eve Are Next

Disclaimer: Potentially offensive image and dirty poem ahead. Proceed at your own risk.

As usual, when the MPs ran out of ideas to debate, they began debating about shitting red after eating the dragon fruit, policing the Parliament's attire and trivial stuff like that. And looks like the cartoon witch hunt is not over. Adam and Eve was targeted this time. From Bernama:

Ministry To Investigate Workbook With Alleged Caricature Of Adam

KUALA LUMPUR, April 25 (Bernama) -- Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said the ministry will investigate a student workbook which a Member of Parliament alleged contained a caricature of Adam, who is recognised as one of the prophets in Islam.

It is used by form four students as an optional workbook.

"This should not have happened. We have to find out whether the book is one of the official books approved for use by the ministry.

"If it is published by the private sector and sold outside the school, the action the ministry can take is when the book is brought into the school," said Hishammuddin in winding up the debate on the Ninth Malaysia Plan for his ministry in the Dewan Rakyat Tuesday.

Datuk Mohamed Aziz (BN-Sri Gading), who raised he issue during the debate, said although there was no reference to Adam in the caricature, the drawing of a man and a tree was placed next to a poem that narrated the story of Adam and the tree that bore the forbidden fruit.

Er, excuse me, but isn't that Adam was also a Christian prophet? So, my Christian readers, please enlighten me. It it forbidden to portray Adam and Eve?

So sue me! Here's Adam and Eve:



And to the style of Uncle Desi, here's a poem for you all:

In the garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lived Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ass!

Source.

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