Friday, April 07, 2006

Parliament Sitcom Continues: ADHD Bloke Joked About Sh*t. Literally.

UPDATED: The Hansard's out! Read from page 17 onwards. Here's the screenshot on the section:



Sometimes I wonder all these joker MPs may think it's funny to joke in the MP to cure the sombre and boring mood of the debates, but have they ever pondered even once that they were elected by hundreds of thousands of people to debate on the nation's development, not about shit!

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So you think those sh*tty and monkey jokes in Rumah Barlimen were bad enough huh? Wait till you hear this from BHarian, from who else again if not from your beloved No.1 ADHD-sufferer:

KISAH masalah penghadaman Datuk Badaruddin Amiruddin (BN-Jerai) selepas memakan buah pitaya atau buah naga (dragon fruit) menjadi penceria suasana hambar sesi soal jawab di Dewan Rakyat semalam.

Ia dimulakan Datuk Syed Razlan Syed Putra Jamalullail (BN-Arau) yang ingin tahu apakah buah pitaya selamat dimakan kerana Badruddin mendapati "apa yang keluar" juga berwarna merah seperti buah itu.

"Apakah buah itu selamat untuk beliau?" katanya disambut gelak ketawa Ahli Parlimen lain.

Badruddin yang terkenal dengan jenaka berbentuk sedemikian bangun dan mengiyakan cerita itu pula.

"Benar Tan Sri (Yang Dipertua Dewan Rakyat, Tan Sri Ramli Ngah Talib). Seminggu keluar merah," katanya selamba.

Timbalan Menteri Pertanian dan Industri Asas Tani, Datuk Mah Siew Keong, menambah lagi kepada kelucuan itu dengan menjawab bahawa warna merah adalah petanda baik.

"Saya sudah rujuk dengan doktor, itu satu tanda yang baik. Jika makan keluar hitam, itu masalah," katanya.

Rough translation:
ADHD bloke's constipation problem after eating dragon fruit brightened up the sombre mood of the Parliament session yesterday.

It all started when BN Arau questioned whether the fruit is safe to eat when the faeces produced by ADHD bloke was a red as the fruit itself.

ADHD bloke later confessed that it was true to the Speaker, while Mah Siew Keong said that 'Red is Good' as confirmed by him with a doctor.

"If it's black, it's not good," he said.


Surprisingly, I sh*t better after eating these! You know, the seeds are indigestible, so it promotes bowel movements... Image source.

Here's a message for you...

You arsed for it! Photo curi from Uncle Mave.

Wait till I get my hands on the Hansard later...

Will someone please get him some medical attention already?

p.s. I think Pink should sing a MP version of her current hit single, Stupid Girls.

Stupid * , stupid * , stupid *,
Maybe if I act like that, I will get elected back,
What a ADHD bloke, I don't wanna be a stupid *
Baby if I act like that, waving my k*ris liddat
You tak suka keluar, I don't wanna be a stupid *

(Do ya think, do ya think, do ya think)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me * , silly as a lucky *
Pull my head and suck it *, stupid *!
Pretty would you **** me *, silly as a lucky *
Pull my head and suck it *, stupid *!

Try replacing * with MP...

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