Monday, August 21, 2006

Bringing A Whole New Meaning To 'If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em'

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em. How?

Rebrand Mat Rempit to Mat Cemerlang. From Bernama, with the support of the No.1 Man himself:


So, how will the rebranding plan work out? Here, let me show you how.

From this...

and this...

Photo source.

To these...

And finally this...

Since corruption, cronyism and nepotism is already legalised in Malaysia, why not legalise first piracy, then prostitution, robbery, thuggery, bullying, theft, drug abuse, *insert your favourite crime here* since you can't beat them.

The Merdeka Series has been suspended for a week to mourn for this piece of news.

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