Thursday, August 10, 2006

Tongkat Ali's Fine, But Not Pussies

Welcome to Bolehland. Here, we have our whole National Biotech Policy dedicated to a sexual-enhancing herb, Menteri Besars supporting research on them, wives not satisfying husbands are deemed 'abusive' and more recently, supposedly pious ones were caught for indecency charges (example below). And just when we need more pussies to pork, PussyCat Dolls' performance was deemed too sexual for them. For those who haven't even seen them.

From Guna's press:

Never knew those enforcement officers could be that young! Now you know why they support those Mat Skodengs teams, eh?

Gentlemen and brokeback practioners (les), please do not w@nk over this picture after drinking Ali's Cane. Thank you.

Thanks to Malaysia's Premier 8 Kua Tabloid and over 90 news articles pertaining to the same all over the world, we now know that too many Pussies are bad for you.



Beebs also got report:


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From Associated Press:

Malaysia Fines Pussycat Dolls Organizers

(AP) Malaysian authorities fined organizers of a concert by the chart-topping Pussycat Dolls for allowing the singers to wear skimpy costumes and for their "sexually suggestive routines," a news report said Wednesday.

The Subang Jaya Municipal Council, which administers the suburb where the concert was held in late July, fined organizers Absolute Entertainment 10,000 ringgit ($2,714) for flouting decency regulations, the Malay Mail tabloid reported.

"The Pussycat Dolls were guilty of performing sexually suggestive routines on stage," council President Mohamad Arif Abdul Rahman was quoted as saying. "In terms of their eye-popping attire, well, there's a lot of proof of that from our sources and the media."

The six-member all-girl group from the United States are known for worldwide hits such as "Don Cha" and "Buttons." They performed to a sold-out arena in Muslim-majority Malaysia as part of their global tour.

The council plans to take the organizer to court if the company fails to settle the fine, the paper said.

A spokesman for Absolute Entertainment, speaking on condition of anonymity, said they were meeting with council officials midday Wednesday. She declined to provide further details.

The government in this Southeast Asian nation had previously warned Western artistes not to be too "raunchy" so as not to offend local sensitivities when performing in Malaysia.

When Grammy-winning rap-rock band Linkin Park performed in Malaysia in 2003, the Ministry of Culture and Arts warned them not to wear shorts, scream or exhibit raunchy behavior. The following year, Mariah Carey was told to "dress accordingly" for her concert.

Mohamad Arif said the organizers took advantage of the fact that the council did not send officers to monitor the Pussycat Dolls concert, which was held near the surf pool area of the Sunway Lagoon theme park.

The fine came a day after Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Rais Yatim was quoted in the local media as saying the group took Malaysia "for a ride" by their alleged indecency.

"I believe the way the Pussycat Dolls behaved on stage amounted to gross indecency," said Rais, according to the paper. "The Pussycat Dolls reportedly put on a show which not only featured scantily-dressed performers but also included sensuous elements," he said.

Officials have said they were not present at the concert, and based their comments on what they saw or read in local newspapers.

Read the last paragraph. Yes, yet again, censor/ban/fine without even seeing them. Bravo!

Since all this 'Bloggers beware' hogwash thingy was only to protect one 30-something man's reputation and interest, here, The Sensintrovert brings you a video of PCD's 'sexual performance', Buttons (currently no.3 in Hitz FM's Hot 20). Those easily offended please do not look further.



And here's the lyrics for Beep. Imagine singing it in Malaysia without any Beeps. Bet it would be in very deep beep beep indeed.

Beep(Featuring Will.I.Am of The Black Eyed Peas)

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy's the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down

'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, your just too aggresive
Trying to get your Ahh

Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there

They Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...HAH
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
Boomp-boomp, Boomp-boomp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Bomp,Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]

[PCD]
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
Heeeeeeyyy!

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Majulah seks untuk negara. Di UK (again)? ;-)

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