Thursday, October 26, 2006

An Elegant Spin By The Star (Not Like It's The First and Last)...

The finest spin of the day so far, credits to Mr. Paul Choo!

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In case you can't see it, let me enlarge it for you:

“I decided that I would write a short poem on how Malaysia would develop under his leadership and give it to him. He is a very dedicated man and I’ve always wanted to meet him in person,”

Since it's the pantun craze now due to a particular influential blogger, let me look into my crystal ball and (poorly) attempt the poem written by her:

Laya datang lambuk bubur,
Buat aku senyum selalu,
Malam-malam I tak boleh tidur,
Pasai mau jumpa sama lu.


Laya datang maaf zahir batin,
Polis sibuk Ops Sikap,
Lu cakap mesti serupa bikin,
Atau bikin mesti tak serupa cakap?

Lao Ma cakap lu catit buku hitam,
Boleh kongsi kah, apa macam?
TV3 lu kata minyak naik cam-cam,
Sikalang minyak turun apa macam?


I suka makan Maggi Mee,
Solilah I teruk Bee Emm,
Anak lu kasi jaga Scormi,
Menantu lu kasi jaga EeSeeEmm.

I datang sini sama mami papi,
Sangat lapar, you see?
Itu pompuan ketuk ketampi,
Lu kata No Aye Pee See Emm See.


Lapan belas point sembilan,
Atau empat puluh lima?
Itu ASLI report lu kata matyehlan*,
Tapi transparen also po-po ma ma*.

Zakaria Mat Deros bina istana,
Bersantai di pantai Melaka,
Walhal rakyat masih papa kedana,
Semua marah nak jerit 'Celaka!'.


Lundun mau bina centre for sport,
Tak mau guna untuk subsidi petrol,
CNN lu kata 'I command support'
Kenapa masih manyak kali cakap 'I'm still in control'?

Dulu lain sekarang lain,
Semua olang sikalang bodek lu,
Oil-for-food lu kasi sain,
Olang kata lu tadak malu!


* Cantonese equivalent of 'WTF?'
po-po ma ma= dilly dally.

Care to attempt? I know I don't have Chocolates for you...

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