Friday, November 17, 2006

UMNO Assembly's Sexual Innuendos

UPDATED: Howsy's Sexual Innuendo

Make sure you wave and kiss the right 'long, sharp, erect and pointed' thing, eh? ;)

Credits to Xpyre for the idea and Mob's Crib for the photo.


Sexual innuendo 1

“If you think he’s soft – try lah,” challenged Ampang division chief Datuk Mufti Shuib when debating the party president’s policy speech.

Abdullah’s policy speech on Wednesday, he said, was really penetrating.

The party president and the rest of the supreme council all burst out laughing at this quip.

Mufti said he was fascinated with Pak Lah, who remained cool despite coming under a lot of attack in recent times (since Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad started criticising the leader).

“Pak Lah responds very calmly. Dia masuk slow aje tapi terasa. (He goes in slow but you feel it),” he said cheekily.

Tadak cukup panjang, masuk slow, takpe, masih terasa.
(If not long enough, penetrance is still able to give sensation)

Tapi kalo tadak cukup tegang, boleh masuk kah first place? Perlu V kah?
(But if not erect in the first place, do you think you can still enter? Do you need V's help?)

Sexual innuendo 2

“We have closed production already,” she said, referring also to Wanita Umno chief Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz and deputy Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil.

As a rejoinder to her remarks, deputy permanent chairman Datuk Badruddin Amiruldin quipped: “Operasi jalan lagi walaupun production tutup. Tanya Kak Dah (The operation continues even though the production has stopped. Ask Rafidah).”

Operation jalan walaupun production tutup.

Tapi kalo kilang longgar dan kering, boleh jalan lagi kah?

Boleh! Kegel and Keyjel boleh tolong.

(I think this one needs no translation)

Now, shall I ring the Language Police? Good revenue from fines, eh?


Do they have better things to discuss?

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