Pak Lah's Compendium of Flowery Slogans and Quotes: Project Successfully Updated!

Do you know that the biggest flower in the world (co-incidentally also found in Malaysia) stenches? Aren't you tired sniffing the stench over and over again for too long? Our PM says the darndest things indeed. All the quotes here are sourced from Google News, the PMO website, Doc Mave's Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin and The Sensintrovert.

The list is not exhaustive, and it only covers the quotes or news related to the quotes that are actually mentioned by our beloved No.1. Therefore, there are only 323 posts instead of zillions of posts on f**k-ups during his administration. Nonetheless, you can get the idea of how many times he had actually say 'I am fair to all' or the more popular ones like 'Work with me, not for me'. And here's the categories available in the compendium, www.paklahmudahtipu.blogspot.com:

• 18 Big Fish (1)
• Abuse (3)
• All Malaysians Are Equal (2)
• Alternative Media (5)
• Anwar Ibrahim (2)
• Approved Permits (2)
• Australia (2)
• Barang Naik (12)
• Berani Kerana Benar (4)
• Beyond 2020 (1)
• Biadap (3)
• Blogs (10)
• BN (1)
• bureaucracy (6)
• Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin (3)
• Can You Speed It Up? (1)
• Cemerlang (3)
• Change Lifestyle (5)
• Chinese Schools (2)
• Christianity (2)
• Chua Soi Lek Sextape (1)
• Cincai Attitude (1)
• CJ-gate (1)
• CNBC Interview (1)
• CNN Interview (1)
• Cobra Yacht (2)
• Collect rainwater (1)
• Committee (2)
• corruption (29)
• Crime Rates (15)
• Criticism welcome (1)
• Cronyism (1)
• Cut Red Tape (1)
• Demonstration (1)
• Disctinction (1)
• Do I Deserve This (1)
• Don't Question (2)
• Doses of Venom (1)
• Education (4)
• Elections (5)
• Elegant silence (2)
• Endon (2)
• Environment (3)
• Et tu Najib (1)
• Excellence (1)
• Face Up To Mistakes (1)
• facilitating business (1)
• Fair To All (8)
• Fairuz (1)
• Feel Good Economy (9)
• First Class Infrastructure Third Class Mentality (2)
• First Class Parliament (5)
• flip-flop (16)
• Flood (1)
• Fly Kite (1)
• Freedom of Speech (21)
• friendly (1)
• Gemilang (3)
• GLCs Bailout (1)
• Glory (1)
• Haze (1)
• He Can Say What He Wants (1)
• Honeymoon Is Over (3)
• Housewives (1)
• human capital (1)
• Human rights (1)
• I Am Not Arrogant (1)
• I Am Not One-term PM (1)
• I Am PM (2)
• I Am PM For All Malaysians (9)
• I Am The Finance Minister (2)
• I Command Majority Support (1)
• I Don't Know (4)
• I Don't Remember (2)
• I Don't See It As A Crisis (1)
• I Don't Think I Can Wait Too Long (1)
• I Failed My Statistics Paper (1)
• I Have A Job To Do (6)
• I Have Big Ears (1)
• I Have My Own Way (4)
• I Have No Interest In Iraq Scheme (1)
• I Need More Time (3)
• I Still Have A Lot of Time To Deliver Promises (5)
• I Will Monitor Them (1)
• I Won't Disappoint The People (1)
• I'll Run In Next Elections (1)
• I'll Serve With Integrity Efficiency and Fairness (1)
• I'm Aware (1)
• I'm Happy Ministers Don't Fight (1)
• I'm Here For Long (2)
• I'm Well Don't Worry (1)
• Illegal Immigrants (1)
• Indian (5)
• IPCMC (23)
• IPTA Rankings (1)
• ISA (9)
• Islam (6)
• Islam Hadhari (15)
• Islam-as-I-say-nation (8)
• It's Time To Deliver (1)
• Jeanne Danker (5)
• Johari Baharum (2)
• JPA (7)
• Kalau Betul Tulis Surat (2)
• Keep your promises to people (1)
• KJ (9)
• Lawatan Sambil Belajar (1)
• Lembut (2)
• Little Napoleon (16)
• mahathir (19)
• Malaysia Belongs To All Races (5)
• Maybank (1)
• mega projects (21)
• Migrant Workers (1)
• mr (1)
• mr. nice guy (1)
• Multi-racial ties (11)
• My Goats Were Stolen (1)
• My Son and SIL Never Get Govt Projects (6)
• My Son Is Rich (1)
• Namewee (1)
• Nasi Kandar (1)
• national intergrity plan (1)
• Negarakuku (1)
• NEP (14)
• Next time must listen to wife (1)
• No Excuse (1)
• Nothing to fear from the truth (1)
• Open Tenders (2)
• openness (8)
• Pantang dicabar (1)
• Patrick Badawi (1)
• Pay up Contractors (1)
• PM Wants/Orders (2)
• Police (23)
• Pope Must Apologise (1)
• postponement (1)
• Poverty (3)
• press freedom (11)
• Private Jet (2)
• Proton (2)
• public service (7)
• Rally (10)
• Rent-seeking Mentality (1)
• right (1)
• RTM Interview (2)
• Sad (1)
• Scomi (5)
• Semuanya OK (1)
• SIL (9)
• Skodeng (1)
• Sports (2)
• Squatgate (3)
• Stop Being Afraid (1)
• Stop Spying (1)
• Stop The Bias (1)
• Stop The Rumours (11)
• Super-sized Cabinet (8)
• Support Me and I'll Support You (2)
• Task force (2)
• Tell Me The Truth (7)
• Terbilang (3)
• thank you (4)
• There's Nothing More Can Be Done (1)
• Thinkers Wanted (1)
• Tidur (2)
• Towering (1)
• Tragedy (1)
• TV3 Interview (8)
• UMNO (17)
• Use more dignified ways (1)
• Walk The Talk (7)
• We'll Investigate (1)
• We're Ready (1)
• Work With Me Not For Me (4)
• Zakaria Mat Deros (1)

Yes, 'corruption', 'IPCMC', 'Police', 'Freedom of speech' and interestingly, 'mega projects' all top the list. You could even find darnder quotes from "My goats were stolen" to "I failed my Statistics paper" in there too!

There has never been a freer (and cleaner) Malaysia under him? Think again.

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