Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Your Rough Guide to New Customs Regulations at Malaysian Borders for 2008

If you're a foreigner (or a Malaysian who is so apathetic that you have no idea what have been going on), you're a the right place here. Because The Sensintrovert is going to make your life easier by publishing this:

Your Rough Guide to New Customs Regulations at Malaysian Borders for 2008

First things first, don't forget about this:



If you wish to have some raunchy session and you need 'aid' to spice things up, please don't forget the above but you can forget about this:

Picture from Kenny Sia, used without permission.

You'll be interrogated (and even thrown into our version of Gitmo and 'Patriot's Act') if you wear these:





Yellow t-shirt pictures sourced from Polytikus.

If you would like to take a bottle of cooking palm oil as souvenir (as you think that Malaysia is the No.1 palm oil-producing country in the world), I advise you not to do so...

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And if you're a religious person and would like to take some Bible (there are only English ones here; Malay language ones are strictly a no-no), my same advise if as above - don't risk for it.



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Enjoy and have a safe and pleasant journey in and out of Malaysia! (Some say it's still Visit Malaysia Year in 2008)

Oh, if you're looking for 'Mrs. Elizabeth Borubui' at a Malaysian address as you (think) have won the 'Malaysia 50th Anniversary celebration lottery Award International program', may I tell you that you've just been punked!

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