Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Police Report on Former Minister for Sexual Harassment in Brickfields

UPDATED: Hamsap JJ...

Now you see it...

The print editions turns out to be different from the online edition, where the reference to JJ is omitted!

Now you don't...

Thank you, Sun!


Just saw the news. A former minister who has been dropped in the latest cabinet lineup (but still won the election) allegedly sexually harassed a female worker in Brickfields on April 14, by grabbing her from behind and uttered lewd words. The former minister is currently overseas and the police will carry out investigations on the minister as soon as the minister comes back.

Since the name was not revealed, The Sensintrovert did a little bit of research. Let us revisit who are the ministers that have been dropped from the latest cabinet lineup.

1. Lim Keng Yaik.
2. Ong Ka Ting.
3. Chua Soi Lek.
4. Mustapa bin Mohamed. He wasn't dropped - he's the Agro Minister.
5. Radzi bin Sheikh Ahmad.
6. Fong Chan Onn.
7. Zainuddin Bin Maidin.
8. Rafidah binti Aziz.
9. Azmi Khalid.
10. Jamaluddin Bin Dato’ Mohd Jarjis.
11. Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor.
12. Chan Kong Choy.
13. Shahrizat Binti Abdul Jalil.
14. S Samy Vellu.

Wow, quite a choice, isn't it? Well, if you rule out no. 8 and 14 13 as their Wanita status is confirmed (as compared to a current minister), then you have 12 to pick from.

But based on track record, no. 3 mostly based his sexcapades in the Southern region, no. 9 has a trophy wife, no. 11 has been a sexist to bloggers and no. 14 allegedly has a second wifey in Ipoh.

Take your pick.

Come to think of it, Brickfields is just a stone throw's away from the offices Malaysiakini and NaSTy Pee. Any heads-up? ;-)

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