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...I thought of the above smiling mugshot of that fella. So, I tried to look up what were the 'things are not easy and take time to accomplish' and I found (or rather did not find) this:
The candle is used in the religious ceremonies of many different faiths.
Sikhism
The candle is used in Sikhism on Diwali, the festival of light.
Buddhism
Candles are a traditional part of Buddhist ritual observances. Along with incense and flowers, candles (or some other type of light source, such as butter lamps) are placed before Buddhist shrines or images of the Buddha as a show of respect. They may also be accompanied by offerings of food and drink. The light of the candles is described as representing the light of the Buddha's teachings, echoing the metaphor of light used in various Buddhist scriptures.[1] See Ubon Ratchathani Candle Festival for an example of a Buddhist festival that makes extensive use of candles.
Hinduism
In almost all Hindu homes, lamps are lit daily before the altar of the Lord. In some houses, the lamps, or candles, at dawn, and in some, twice a day - at dawn and dusk - and a few homes, it is maintained continuously.
A diya, or clay lamp, is frequently used in Hindu celebrations and forms an integral part in many social rites. It is a strong symbol of enlightenment and prosperity.
In its traditional and simplest form, the diya is made from baked clay or terracotta and holds oil that is lit via a cotton wick.
Traditional diyas have now evolved into form wherein waxes are being used as replacements for oils. sample of a traditional earthen clay lamp
Christianity
Candles are sometimes burnt in churches and cathedrals as a sign of remembrance. Small donations, such as those from this candle in Helsinki Cathedral often go towards missionary work or other charities. Candles are sometimes burnt in churches and cathedrals as a sign of remembrance. Small donations, such as those from this candle in Helsinki Cathedral often go towards missionary work or other charities.
In Christianity the candle is commonly used in worship both for decoration and ambiance, and as symbols that represent the light of God or, specifically, the light of Christ. The candle is often placed on the altar. A Votive candle may be lit as an accompaniment to prayer. The candle is lit by worshippers in front of icons in Orthodox and other churches. In some churches, a special candle known as the Paschal candle, specifically represents Christ and is lit only at Easter, funerals, and baptisms.
In some Christian denominations, the day of Candlemas marks the end of the season of Epiphany. On this day, the presiding priest blesses the candle to be used in worship for the following year.
The Candle was traditionally used to light up Christmas trees before the advent of electric lights. They are still commonly used to decorate Christmas trees in Denmark and other European countries. They are also used in Advent wreaths.
In Sweden (and other Scandinavian countries), St. Lucia Day is celebrated on December 13 with the crowning of a young girl with a candle ring.
Judaism
In Judaism, a pair of candles is lit on Friday evening at the start of the weekly Sabbath celebration. On Saturday night, a special candle with several wicks is lit for the Havdalah ritual marking the end of the Sabbath.
The 8-day holiday of Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights, is celebrated by lighting a special candelabrum or Hanukkiyah each night to commemorate the rededication of the Temple in Jerusalem.
A memorial candle is lit on the Yahrtzeit, or anniversary of the death of a loved one according to the Hebrew calendar. The candle burns for 24 hours. A memorial candle is also lit on Yom HaShoah, a day of remembrance for all those who perished in the Holocaust, and on the eve of Yom Kippur.
Kwanzaa
The Candle is also used in celebrations of Kwanzaa, which is an African American holiday which runs from December 26 to January 1. The kinara: has three red, one black, three green.
Humanism
For some Humanists the candle is become a symbol of the light of reason or rationality. The Humanist festival of HumanLight often features a candle-lighting ceremony.
Wicca
In Wicca and related forms of Neopaganism, the candle is frequently used on the altar to represent the presence of the God and Goddess, and in the four corners of a ritual circle to represent the presence of the four classical elements: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. When used in this manner, lighting and extinguishing the candle marks the opening and closing of the ritual. The candle is also frequently used by Wiccans and other Neopagans for magical and meditative purposes.
Any Hindus out there mind doing us some enlightening? ;-)
Think you have had enough of the '50th Anniversary' celebration? Wait till you get this in your mail. Sure, you'll be lucky enough to get it. I got it, why shouldn't you. ;-)
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No, I can't find Lingam 'melembutahi' or '零敢公牛粪' in the vernacular papers. :-)
TheFreeDictionary defines the meaning and the usage of 'shit' as:
shit(sht)Vulgar Slang
v.shit also shat(sht), shit·ting, shits
v.intr.
To defecate.
v.tr.
1. To defecate in.
2. To tease or try to deceive.
n.
1. Excrement.
2. The act or an instance of defecating.
3. shits Diarrhea. Used with the.
4.
a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
b. A mean or contemptible person.
5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
6. Things; items.
7. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
8. Insolent talk or behavior.
9. Trouble or difficulty.
10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
interj.
Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb:
shit on
To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
Idioms:
get (one's) shit together
To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
give a shit
To care the least bit.
no shit
1. Used to express disbelief.
2. Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
shit bricks/a brick
To become extremely worried or frightened.
up shit creek (without a paddle)
In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
when the shit hits the fan
When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.
This blogger is not really a fan of vulgarity here he's the greatest hypocrite, he uses a lot in his blog but 'when the shit hits the fan', then the 'shit' shall be used in its full glory, without censorship. Moreover, that was quoted in the Royal Commissions, right?
'Enjoy' the video. ;-)
And one 'inconvenient truth' ad:
Oh, while discussing on this bovine topic, I've just remembered on how we are making waves in CNN.
Vincent Tan says 'Hi' to you all...
Jacky Surin's last column in theSun. Still remember her open letter to The Sleepy Head?
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