Thursday, January 22, 2009

"Daughter's Boutique Business No Good, So Drop By Ya?"

"Daughter's boutique business no good, so drop by ya?"

"Plus, you can always visit the Old Man bakery. Gerenti Jew-free one."

Seriously, where the fuck do they find a place to fit the crowd there?

Anti-ISA, Hindraf et al, you guys ready?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Kit The 5th PM and Wearing Songkok? Shahidan Kassim Stroking A Cock?

Finally received this yesterday:

Delivered, sealed, signed.

Yes, Darndest Volume 2 is out!

You'll expect lorry loads of the good ol' South Park-like cut-and-paste jobs (not Photoshop-ed) of politicians, politicians and politicians - all by Fahmi Rehza of the 10 Tahun Sebelum Merdeka fame. And here are some peek of you'll get:

Kit with songkok and grouped together with the other 5 PMs. He looks smart in that headgear. And sure bags loads of votes.

Shahidan Kassim stroking a cock. Not sure if it's his own.

Nik Aziz married with Shabery Cheek FTW!!!

M won hands down with the most pages, followed by Semi Value. Kinda disappointed Sleepy just has 4 pages (there are loads of quotes here, dude).

At stores in March, me thinks? RM 20, paperback, 120 pages.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Joke Has It...

...that Tony F is looking for investors for his new airport but all Vivi N. could give him is his used Ziyi.

Keyword of the day: Airport. ;-)

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On a serious note, fucking loser group! I thought we are the No.5 most hooked-on-internet population of the world?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Mahathirism Is Well, Alive, And Kickin'

A popular chain bookstore has two shelves dedicated for him at Mid Valley!

Speaking of which, what's with all these creepy "I See Wrong People" and "I Hear Voices" thingy?

No ode shelf for Bedol? C'mon, 4th Floor Boys, where are your spin-books?

Well, on the other side of MidValley (new wing), another popular chain bookstore has literally a whole shelf dedicated for Bijan (btw, have you signed the petition yet?), all penned by no other than the author of YB J. Vince Tan's kamcheng mah!

So, when's the turn Tan Sri Datuk Tengku Amir gonna have a whole shelf dedicated for him then? (Which by the way, I have purchased his latest book online).

On a related issue, M's got a new book out! Didn't buy it coz you could read online FOC!