This post is alternatively named "Vote BN, Free Weight Loss Programme (Bonus: Get Your Daughters Laid)"
A: Why so seditious the title?
B: No harm intended. Just look at who they are:
Y.B. Encik Liwan Lagang - N.57 Belaga - Parti Rakyat Sarawak (PRS-BN)
A: Why die lar?
B: If die, got buy-election. No food? Poof! It's raining instant noodles? Daughter raped? Poof! Will be unraped and revirginized. No bridge? Poof! Golden crooked bridge built!
A: 52 years Merdeka liao woh? Why like Third World Country liddat?
B: *cough*Kafir lar*cough*
A: No bridge, use helicopter lar!
B: Helicopters are reserved for DPMs. During buy-elections.
A: I heard Tiong is a timber tycoon also. Is he involved?
B: Who gives a fcuk? When election, pangkah je! They still win wat?